Sist sett 28 juni 2024
44 år gammel•
New York City, United States
GageMunster
en mann,
ser etter en mann i alderen 24-40
Om meg:
I'm just your average tattooed English teacher who doesn't drink, smoke, or do drugs. So it's unlikely that you'll find me in a bar or club. What else? I cuss as if I was in a "biggest foul mouth" contest. I wrestle bears and other large forest creatures in my free time. I also tell stories pulled right out of my bottom. And I'm liberal. I laugh at tasteless jokes and appreciate good prose just the same. I think Matt Groening's brain should be cryogenically frozen as a gift for the world of tomorrow -- the things they'll create from it are sure to be wondrous. What to say? What to say? I really like cheeseburgers.I'm just a simple guy looking for a simple relationship, the kind where two people laugh, fart on each other... okay, maybe not the farting on each other thing, but a good level of camaraderie would be cool. I'm not a fighter, so if you're the argumentative-type, you're not for me. Same goes if you're the keep-it-all-in-until-you-rupture-a t-the-seams type. It's all about compromise and truth, or so I think, and what the heck do I know?
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