keyan

a man, looking for a man aged 18-30

About me

About me:

i am the most serious person youll EVER meet, seriously. i dont capitalize "I's" i think its silly, it happens on rare occassion. but I'm working on it. parents love me before they realize that I'm that guy they warned you about... But hey, we both know that you never listened to them, so its all good... I have fun in any moment and any situation I joke around a lot and like to keep loose so if you are an uptight person who can't take a joke then message me and ill be sure to smack you around with some of my witty sarcasm, sillyness and random thoughts. running the world keeps me busy...I need to be on top of my job or else mistakes will happen, last time i slipped bush got elected. At least its not as bad as that time when i wasnt paying attention and hitler was born, took alot of work to fix that error... I am laid back guy, i dont like drama, movie drama is cool, but stupid people drama is gayer than a man in a rainbow suit, so please dont create it, I get irritated you should be proud of yourself for still reading, you werent distracted by the pictures, good for you. I keep myself grounded and real, whatever that means... I detest fake and superficial people who have no depth in their personalities... I can make you laugh and add to a conversation without the regular Bullshit you hear on a daily basis. Some people say im brutally honest, i like to think of it as being a funny ass truth telling muthafucka I laugh at my own stupid jokes which in turn will make you laugh. its really a bad habit, im trying to keep it. Ill say it like it is and i know youll have fun with it. see youre laughing already. Ive been around the world and experienced different cultures and have goofed off with many types of people which has allowed me to have a certain appreciation for life here at home, im not impressed with what kind of car you drive or who your "friends" are and most important of all what "group" or "scene" you hang around. If youre a good person at heart and who has the ability to have an actual conversation not involving the "hills" or how the newest latte at starbucks is just SOO "fabulous" then we will get along and you can maybe join me on some of my crazy adventures involving my diverse range of friends...and for everyone who wants to know, yes im tall, dark, athletic and if youve read this long you think I am handsome too...well, at least cute ;) what kind of food am I? Chocolate Bar. Sweet, smooth, and usually heads right for your hips. and Coffee. smells great, warm, and can keep you up all night long. gotta love the stupid yet fascinatingly true internet quizes..

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