Last seen 16 April 2019, 09:35
33 years old•
Myrtle Beach, United States
MsLaurenAshley
a woman,
looking for a man aged 22-35
About me
About me:
I am unlike any other girl you will ever meet. I pride myself on being different from everyone else. I work alot but I also find time to go out. I have my own place and love to spoil myself. Life is too short to hate. If you are jealous over Susie Q's Chanel bag or Jimmy Johns Escalade, I recommend you get yourself a 2nd job to increase the loot in your bank account. I have an amazing family who love and support me in everything I do, and my friends are the best in the world. The people I consider my best friends would do anything in the world for me, as I would also for them. I've learned that there are people in life who's main goal is to bring you down. I choose not to play their games. I know this saying is cliche but life is just too damn short to be miserable! I don't view age as only a number, I view age as maturity and life experience. I've learned more in the past 2 years than I have in my whole life. I've done some things I said I never would and haven't done some things I said I would. I've loved and hated, been loved and been hated. I've done some things I'm not proud of but I have no regrets. Everything I have done in my life has made me who I am. The shit you hear about me might be true, then again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you. Here are some things you may or may not know about me... * I love the sound flip flops make * The smell of clean laundry comforts me * I am the most insecure person you will ever meet * I listen to music no matter what I'm doing * I shake my leg when I'm upset * I talk with a lisp when I drink too much * I drink out of a straw no matter what I'm drinking * I am very indecisive * I can burp like a guy * I won't share my milkshake or ice cream with anyone. It grosses me out * Appetizer shrimp from Arigatos = love * I love being kissed on my forehead * Pink is my favorite color * My favorite flowers are daisys * When I'm dating somebody I would much rather have a takout and movie night instead of going to club * If you ever want to know how I really feel about something ask me when I'm drunk. I get overly honest when I drink * I can't swallow pills. When I get prescriptions it has to be liquid * I collect shot glasses * There is nothing fake or plastic on my body. No implants or colored contacts * I am very anti-drugs. I will not date someone who does them * Shopping is the best way to destress * I shake the milk carton before I pour myself a glass * I consider Olive Garden to be fancy * I am obsessed with dresses and high heels. I have alot but you will almost never see me wear them. Weird, I know. * Once you meet me, you will never forget me. Even if you don't like me * When I look in the mirror I do not see what you see. All I see are flaws * I've been white water rafting and it was a blast * I get the hiccups all the time * I text like its my job * I giggle when I'm nervous * Drunk people are the best entertainment * If you ever saw my closet you would think I have OCD * I will only eat a grilled cheese if it is cut in half * I sometimes snore when I'm drunk * I truly believe that looks will only get you so far in life. Here's to all you girls who are obsessed with yourselves and your image... Get over yourself! One day when you get old you will not be hot any more. Then what? * I look at speed limits like they are a suggestion
