Joni

a woman, looking for a man aged 40-53

About me

About me:

(I'm still trying to get the hang of this thing). I take life seriously, and parenting seriously, but... I don't take myself too seriously. I laugh at myself, I'll probably laugh at you too. I've grown fondly accustomed to hating dating. I'll also probably hate you too before I get to know you. Good luck and happy trails (this is what I tell myself). A really nice conversation is a rarified event these days... but I hope that this too shall pass. I come with 10 cows, 18 chickens and my own kitchen curtains. I'll not bore you with ridiculous musings of "living life to the fullest" or "moonlit walks on the beach" please... who says that anyway? Life to me is a matter of being and becoming, not the cliche that this profile writing business has become. Also, after perusing profiles, it is SO APPARENT that many of you have had your profiles professionally written, which is only kinda okay. I can tell, I'm a writer. I love reading what people write, if it's good, but since this whole thing is based on the premise that a picture is worth a thousand words and a few choice words are worth a thousand thoughts - (if then) - .... canned, pro-writing gets a demerit or two... only in my opinion. I've pretty much had it with the dating scene and am here as a "being different" approach, suggested by a friend of mine, who by the way has given me a sigh of disapproval with both my profile name (my 2nd choice was "Born Yesterday" but it seemed too cynical) and this little diatribe. In my own defense I say: I'd rather a stranger that took the time to read this drivel get a short dose of what I would say to the people who know me and be slightly entertained (hopefully), versus what I think they might want to hear or what they have so cleverly dreamed up. I am certain that I will never stand up to anyone's delusional dream of perfection. (I tend to be brutally honest, and it's nice when others don't mind me being me, albeit that has certainly been debatable). Success means many things, but if I summed it up it would be contained in the answer to this great question: "How much gum do you have on your shoe right now?" In other words, what are (specifically) the good and not so good consequences that you have accumulated to date. Some people unfortunately have no concept of their impact on others. Some people simply cannot let go of shit. Here in lies the sum total of ones obstacles, and the probability of moving forward (or not) in life and in love. This is where the rubber hits the road. (Here's where I'll loose 90% of you, bummer) My life has been very colorful and vibrantly full indeed. I have a global and a universally spiritual outlook, and no doubt this will continue to grow with me. I'd like to think that I am emotionally available, spiritually sound, maybe a little mystical (able to see around corners) and self sustaining. I'm not looking for a "Captain Save a Ho" nor am I expecting "Mr. Ready Freddy Mui Perfecto Fabuloso and Functional Dude" because you may not exist or we may not cross paths, but I can be hopeful of having a good enough version of something like "surprisingly wonderful." I'm just giving this a whirl and do not as of yet have an email level of service with this contraption. Time will tell. Thanks for reading if you made it this far. Cheers!

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