Last seen 19 April 2019, 19:40
35 years old•
East Los Angeles, United States
rosebaby
a woman,
looking for a man aged 30-46
About me
About me:
Was born in mexico but moved to the states when I was a baby.
I do a mean Bon Jovi lip sync and insist on singing "Living on a Prayer" at every wedding I attend. I find the whole "us against the world" very romantic and fitting at such occasions. I skipped my senior year in high school. As a junior in high-school I attended night classes at a local college so I could escape to NYC faster. I once sold a story to the national enquirer in order to pay for a transmission in a '86 Mercury Capri. When asked how much I wanted for the story, I quoted the exact amount to the penny of the quote I received from the body shop. I just wanted the transmission.I was the only girl on a little league team one season. I have been lucky( or unfortunate) enough to eat boar in Tuscany, make candles in London, drive cross country by myself, dance with Isaac Hayes, party inside the Brooklyn Bridge, pass out on Paris Hilton, Fall in love, fall out of love, get my shoes stolen in Jail etc and still feel as though it is only the first chapter of a very interesting story. I once told Michael Bolton that the restaurant I used to work at (which he frequented ) named a Ruben sandwich after him. It was creatively called" the Michael Bolton Ruben sandwich" He knew I was lying because he said he hated Ruben sandwiches. I argued with him regarding this fact for several minutes. I have owned my own business since I was 18. I like to take in Orphans. I have noticed this does not work out well for me. My favorite things are my cowboy boots and wife-beaters. I would take a dirty road trip over an exotic vacation any day. I get cosco sized jars of Pickles every year for Christmas.I once ran away from home when I was 8. I packed a blanket on a stick like they did in cartoons and put a pickle in it. I got hungry 15 minutes later when I headed down the road, I ate it. I figured going back home was better then starving. Nobody noticed I had left. If I care about you, I would lay down in traffic if you needed me to. If I push you into traffic, then you know it's over. I have used all the pages in my passport and carry it with me just in case something comes up last minute. I would like to someday own a pot bellied pig. I love that I have not forgotten to laugh at myself even when things seem pretty sketchy.
I do a mean Bon Jovi lip sync and insist on singing "Living on a Prayer" at every wedding I attend. I find the whole "us against the world" very romantic and fitting at such occasions. I skipped my senior year in high school. As a junior in high-school I attended night classes at a local college so I could escape to NYC faster. I once sold a story to the national enquirer in order to pay for a transmission in a '86 Mercury Capri. When asked how much I wanted for the story, I quoted the exact amount to the penny of the quote I received from the body shop. I just wanted the transmission.I was the only girl on a little league team one season. I have been lucky( or unfortunate) enough to eat boar in Tuscany, make candles in London, drive cross country by myself, dance with Isaac Hayes, party inside the Brooklyn Bridge, pass out on Paris Hilton, Fall in love, fall out of love, get my shoes stolen in Jail etc and still feel as though it is only the first chapter of a very interesting story. I once told Michael Bolton that the restaurant I used to work at (which he frequented ) named a Ruben sandwich after him. It was creatively called" the Michael Bolton Ruben sandwich" He knew I was lying because he said he hated Ruben sandwiches. I argued with him regarding this fact for several minutes. I have owned my own business since I was 18. I like to take in Orphans. I have noticed this does not work out well for me. My favorite things are my cowboy boots and wife-beaters. I would take a dirty road trip over an exotic vacation any day. I get cosco sized jars of Pickles every year for Christmas.I once ran away from home when I was 8. I packed a blanket on a stick like they did in cartoons and put a pickle in it. I got hungry 15 minutes later when I headed down the road, I ate it. I figured going back home was better then starving. Nobody noticed I had left. If I care about you, I would lay down in traffic if you needed me to. If I push you into traffic, then you know it's over. I have used all the pages in my passport and carry it with me just in case something comes up last minute. I would like to someday own a pot bellied pig. I love that I have not forgotten to laugh at myself even when things seem pretty sketchy.
