Nikkimuffin

a woman, looking for a man aged 27-47

About me

About me:

I am patient, intelligent, I have tons of hilarious stories, I smell like tangerines most of the time, I have two amazing dogs, I am easygoing, and it doesn't take much to convince me to do just about anything. I love taking care of loved ones, I'm awesome at cheering up people when they feel crappy, and everyone has always told me that I have good-looking hair and an ass that won't quit. As for the negatives- I am sensitive (sometimes over-sensitive), my dogs will probably scare off most guys (a great dane and a pit bull), I always have cold feet, I don't always have something clever to say, I get irritable in the mornings, I have terrible road rage, and I don't always stand up for myself when I should. I hold grudges, I never capitalize (this intro being an exception), I can't hide my feelings AT ALL, I am a terrible procrastinator, and I have the memory of an 80-year old man. I hate it when people tell me what they think I want to hear. Naps are the most amazing things in the world, besides foot rubs. I love carb-filled foods, like potatoes and biscuits, so if you decide to love me, you'll have to promise to love me even if I get fat, just in case the food starts to catch up with me. I love long showers, my family and friends, and pretty much all animals, especially bears and seahorses. I love going salsa dancing- I feel super-sexy in some heels and a pretty skirt. I like yoga, reading, watching movies, spending time with my dogs, and I'm open to just about anything else you put in front of me.

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