Last seen 23 April 2019, 17:00
35 years old•
New York City, United States
CoolCompanion
a man,
looking for a man aged 24-40
About me
About me:
I'm real. I have arms and legs and everything. I do not want to be your imaginary friend; I want to be your boyfriend. Similarly, I could assure you that I am honest and like relationships with good communications. This would, however, be meaningless, as no one posts a personals ad claiming to be dishonest, or to prefer partners who communicate entirely by stealing socks. The aforementioned arms and legs and everything are attached, as has so often been known to happen, to a torso and head. The torso professes to prefer French and Italian food, but has a secret weakness for hamburgers. The head is generally found staring vacantly at either 1. a computer screen 2. a book or 3. the same computer screen, but showing a DVD this time. When not staring vacantly, it enjoys talking about the books, the DVDs, the contents of the computer screen, philosophy and politics. It doesn't really care whether you agree with it concerning any of these areas; the conversation will probably be more interesting if you don't. Taken together, the arms, legs, torso and head form myself, the malevolent entity known to his friends as The James Collective. I was going to do a bit here about how The James Collective has been pursued for years by a crack force of federal agents due to the nefarious activities of his evil twin, Weaselius the Mad, but I got bored with writing about myself in the third person. I am a drooling and unabashed fan of all of Whedon's TV shows (Buffy, Angel, Firefly). Not so sure about Dollhouse yet. One of these days I hope to see a TV cop who has a good home life and doesn't have screaming matches with his superiors.
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