littlepet

a woman, looking for a man aged 23-30

About me

About me:

Studying to be a make up artist by day, bar wench by night. Busy, I'll only make time for someone as awesome as I am. Horribly sarcastic, blunt and honest.. but I have a great sense of humour, and I'll take the piss out of anyone (including myself) at any given opportunity. Nights out, drinks, good books, gigs, tattoos and pretty things are radical. I will only say or do something if I genuinely want to.. Um, and I think I'm down for something a bit more casual than full on right now. Been there, done that and am enjoying being single. If you can't spell, don't contact me. If you feel the need to say things like "lol" or add z's to words where s's should be, don't contact me. If you like Jim Carey when he's trying to be funny, don't contact me. If you like music with no actual real instruments being used, don't contact me. If you didn't think Anchorman was funny, you have no soul, so please don't contact me. If you put up photos of you with your shirt off with the captions "jzt afta hittin tha gym" or "solarium lol", please just die. also, don't contact me. thanks.

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