Last seen 02 July 2024, 00:54
50 years old•
East Los Angeles, United States
SteveND
a man,
looking for a man aged 25-47
About me
About me:
I think that life, like a bottle of chocolate milk, should be shaken up once it's settled a bit. To that end, I moved here last year to be somewhere that wasn't mid-town Manhattan. Even then, I'm pretty sure I could still win at company karaoke; certain skills transcend industry and geography, apparently.I think I secretly aspire to be a wiry French sports hero; cycling, soccer, cheese, dark chocolate, and luxurious personal grooming products make me go "aw haw haw!"I could read all day and listen to public radio all day, but only when it rains. When the weather's good, there's nothing I'd rather do than ride my bike. I guess it would be nice to win the lottery, too, though.One day I'll walk on the moon, damnit.I'm pretty handy with a knife and an oven; I still have all my fingers and my neighbors are still alive and well after I baked them all cookies when I first moved here.As a child, I feared spontaneous combustion and demon possession. I think this means I'm either overly imaginative or really gullible.I like finding the extraordinary in the ordinary and still being surprised by things I'm expecting.In my ideal world, I'd drive a limocopter (think limo, add helicopter) and be the guy who gets in the middle of the circle and actually breakdances like whoa (as opposed to just gesticulating wildly).People tell me they love my laugh. It's one of those you'll recognize over the noise of a crowded room and that gets other people laughing.I want to believe in Bigfoot and the Jersey Devil and would spend a day setting traps for them if I had a good friend with me for itu.I love biscuits and the word y'all, even though I'm not Southern.I'll go anywhere the food is tasty and unique (tastique?), and I won't mind driving.I love outrageous desserts: cookies piled on brownies stuffed with candy and ice cream, tarts deconstructed and redefined, cake slices as big as your head -- sugar is a staple. Favorite things: stumbling upon street fairs, regional festivals that serve funnel cake, breakfast for dinner, roadtrips, bands that don't exist yet, contemporary art, media and technology, diners and foodcarts, family and friends, brite colors, trying not to repeat myself.
